Mystery In Life T-Shirt dark gardening humor " Not people with one

" Not people with one sad succulent on a windowsill

it's not doing its job

Printed and shipped from the USA

It'll survive garden season

Soft combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors are cotton/poly)

Mystery In Life T-Shirt dark gardening humor " Not people with oneA gardening shirt for people who actually grow things. Not "plant parents." Not people with one sad succulent on a windowsill. Gardeners. The ones with dirt under their nails, opinions about compost, and a tomato patch they'd defend with their life. Printed on a soft, lightweight tee made from combed ring spun cotton. It'll survive garden season, the wash after, and the one after that. The design reads from across the yard, because if a shirt has to