Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L Rest your golden goose eggs

Rest your golden goose eggs upon a silky smooth throne and you instantly become the king of Ballahalla

and you bet yer keister the denim's straight out of Daytona Beach where jorts are king

Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away

So you think you can handle a red

treat yourself to some good ol' southern hospitality and forget about the booze induced food baby with a Mardi Gras dress that keeps you looking like a snack

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L Rest your golden goose eggsIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for